Wednesday, December 3, 2008

I Has Her-Biss!

Dr. Needle gave me herbs (her-biss) today. After consulting with Dr. Go.ogle, here is a description of my new snacks:

It can replenish blood to nourish heart, and tonify qi to invigorate the spleen. Be applicable for (1) amnesia, insomnia, palpitation, severe palpitation, night sweating due to asthenic heat, tiredness, poor appetite, sallow complexion, pale tongue, and thin and slow pulse due to deficiency of qi and blood, and impairment of the heart and spleen by overstrain caused by excessive contemplation, and simultaneous insufficiency of the heart and spleen; and (2) bloody stool, women metrorrhagia, preceded menorrhea, profuse menstruation with pale menorrhea, or leukorrhagia, or dripping menstruation caused by splenic failure to control blood.

When finished, I shall have be able to remember (without too much contemplation) that my tonified spleen has been invigorated and can therefore control any dripping blood. I should be able to discuss it without the embarassment of a pale tongue and sallow complexion. Additionally, I should be able to sleep through the night without sweating all over GatorMan. Finally, it should help with depression (PLUS!) and appetite (negative....).

Joking aside, I am looking forward to taking these herbs. I start tonight, so we'll see how it goes!

1 comment:

Heavy heart said...

Have read in many blogs that herbs have worked wonders where western medicine hasn't. Hoping the best for you.