Monday, May 25, 2009

This is a f*&^ing joke, right?

New Huggies commercial:

You can win Huggies for a year if you do the following:

"Unite male chromosones with a female egg. Once fertilized you must retain a radiant glow for about nine months, after morning sickness. Frequent emotional mood swings are optional. You are required to put up with people touching your belly morning, noon and night. After being rushed to the hospital you must experience....a miracle".

Seriously? Thank God I only buy Pampers. Jackasses. Let me guess, adoptive parents cannot qualify because they do not get to experience the "miracle" of childbirth. I sense an ADA complaint being filed somewhere.

They'll probably deliver your diapers in that stupid Volkswagen that makes women want to procreate just so they can drive it.

8 comments:

lassie said...

I thought I was the only one who was annoyed by the VW commercials! I haven't seen the huggies commercial yet. Thanks for the forewarning.

Anonymous said...

I, like you, despise the VW commercials! I frequently wonder who these companies are using to run their advertising campaigns. They seriously might want to reconsider.

Princesses in Muddy Puddles said...

What bullshit.

Anonymous said...

Haven't been lucky enough to see that commercial yet. Lovely! Good thing adopted babies don't wear diapers :)

Allie said...

Wow.

Just... wow.

Jackasses.

--Allie

Baby Smiling In Back Seat said...

I also like how they're afraid to use the word "sperm." Too sexy?

Anne said...

You'll love this: there is a baby expo going on here next weekend, and guess what?? The first 50 pregnant women to arrive get in for free! Bite.me.

Kellie said...

Hi! New to your blog, love this post. That VW commercial is so irritating. We are just about to start the adoption process too, look forward to keeping up with your blog!